- Sat, 16:41: Air conditioner quit working. Pray for me.
- Sat, 17:19: Has anyone I'm following tweeted about anything but Eurovision today? Just don't want to miss anything I care about, like photos of your cat
- Sat, 17:35: HVAC Dude fixed the problem! YAY. Oh, sweet AC, never leave me.
- Sat, 22:52: FTR, the birth certificate is supposed to be the proof of where one was born. If the birth certificate says Hawaii, he was born in Hawaii.
- Fri, 12:19: I have a birth certificate here that says I was born in New Jersey. But how can I PROVE it?
- Fri, 13:01: Pandora kept giving me songs I didn't like, until I created the Dude Looks Like A Lady channel. Now it's giving me the good stuff.
- Fri, 13:05: I'm so far behind at work, and I just can't concentrate. Stuff will have to just wait until Tuesday, I guess. C'est la vie.
- Fri, 13:05: RT @thinkprogress: Detroit turns off half its street lights to save $. Michigan passes $1.7 billion in corporate tax breaks. http://t.co ...
- Fri, 18:32: Bonnets should come back into fashion. I'm serious! Much better suited to driving and actually doing stuff than a wide-brim sunhat.
- Fri, 19:03: RT @thinkprogress: MEET MAUREEN RUSSO: An eligible Florida voter Governor Rick Scott just purged from the voting rolls http://t.co/8vX9F4f8
- Sat, 00:59: Saw Avengers again, 4th time. 2D this time. Doesn't lose anything, although 3D is fun.
- Thu, 13:49: RT @VaGentleNerd: Loki + Old Spice Guy - whoever made this is a genius. #MySonisaHorse @HiddlesArmy http://t.co/b0SnJESZ
- Thu, 13:50: RT @LindaBaconHAES: Another study confirms weight itself is not big risk factor in heart disease - http://t.co/RIuzBTCz Use non-weight m ...
- Thu, 16:20: @wolfluznicky I don't understand this at all. Is this something you kids are into these days?
- Thu, 16:24: @wolfluznicky Hey, so for 6/6, is it too late to change my mind? Because, maybe.
- Thu, 18:43: BOOKED! CumberCreature, I will see you!
- Thu, 19:09: Friend brings up a good point: do you get more security scrutiny with a one-way ticket? If I get strip-searched, I'll live-tweet it #TSA #fb
- Thu, 19:38: "Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy shall wield the power of Thor." But THOR holds the hammer. Would someone else then BE Thor?
- Thu, 20:42: ASGARD: Wonder if anyone ever mentions that Odin's 8-legged horse is Loki's son. What an awkward dinner convo. "Get off my kid's back, Dad!"
- Thu, 21:53: I wouldn't call it a bitter cynicism. It's more of a savory cynicism. Tasty, really.
- Thu, 22:05: Thor was pretty good! The 1st Iron Man remains my favorite pre-Avengers movie, though.
I'm posting as I watch it, so if you haven't seen it, and you care, SCROLL QUICKLY, MORTAL.
So, Young Loki's eyes are brown. Grown Loki's eyes are blue. Well, he's a shapeshifter, right? Okay.
"Only one of you can ascend the throne, but both of you were born to be kings!" Oh, Odin. As if you didn't ALREADY KNOW.
Bet they don't even mention that Odin's 8-legged horse is Loki's son. That's some awkward dinner conversation, right there. "Get off my kid's back, Dad!"
How did SHIELD even know this happened?!
Hey, you know, Odin and Fury have something in common...
I'm actually feeling sorry for Loki. Geez.
Oh, mud wrestling. Thank you. How nice.
Barton, WHY are you "starting to root for this guy", exactly?
OH NO what if he can't lift it?
I KNEW IT HE CAN'T
Oh, Loki, you're LYING YOUR FACE OFF. I don't feel sorry for you anymore.
Wait, Loki's wearing a well-tailored suit and a scarf. He's been to Midgard before! The lying little snipe.
You can't lift the hammer either, Loki! You're not worthy! That should tell you something, you brat!
How exactly does Mjolnir define "worthy", anyway?
Aw, see, self-sacrifice always makes you worthy of a War Hammer and a throne! Um.
Loki's hatred of Frost Giants seems to have developed after he found out he was one. That's an interesting psychological angle. Which I choose not to pursue.
His name is Stellan Starsgard. Come on. Is it any wonder I keep mixing him up with his character?
Did anyone ever tell Thor who his brother really is? Did they just assume Loki was dead? How did Loki end up getting the Bifrost to Earth? There are several more things I could question, but what the hell.
That was pretty good! The 1st Iron Man remains my favorite pre-Avengers movie, though.
So, Young Loki's eyes are brown. Grown Loki's eyes are blue. Well, he's a shapeshifter, right? Okay.
"Only one of you can ascend the throne, but both of you were born to be kings!" Oh, Odin. As if you didn't ALREADY KNOW.
Bet they don't even mention that Odin's 8-legged horse is Loki's son. That's some awkward dinner conversation, right there. "Get off my kid's back, Dad!"
How did SHIELD even know this happened?!
Hey, you know, Odin and Fury have something in common...
I'm actually feeling sorry for Loki. Geez.
Oh, mud wrestling. Thank you. How nice.
Barton, WHY are you "starting to root for this guy", exactly?
OH NO what if he can't lift it?
I KNEW IT HE CAN'T
Oh, Loki, you're LYING YOUR FACE OFF. I don't feel sorry for you anymore.
Wait, Loki's wearing a well-tailored suit and a scarf. He's been to Midgard before! The lying little snipe.
You can't lift the hammer either, Loki! You're not worthy! That should tell you something, you brat!
How exactly does Mjolnir define "worthy", anyway?
Aw, see, self-sacrifice always makes you worthy of a War Hammer and a throne! Um.
Loki's hatred of Frost Giants seems to have developed after he found out he was one. That's an interesting psychological angle. Which I choose not to pursue.
His name is Stellan Starsgard. Come on. Is it any wonder I keep mixing him up with his character?
Did anyone ever tell Thor who his brother really is? Did they just assume Loki was dead? How did Loki end up getting the Bifrost to Earth? There are several more things I could question, but what the hell.
That was pretty good! The 1st Iron Man remains my favorite pre-Avengers movie, though.
- Wed, 12:41: Even though I now have a Tumblr, I have no idea what I'm doing with it. That thing could go off any second.
- Wed, 14:24: RT @YahooNews: Have student loan debt? New graduates show how much they owe by wearing ball and chains with their robes: http://t.co/TT4 ...
- Wed, 14:27: RT @sulkywhitegirl: i think it's really beautiful how our generation's grammar and writing style has been so influenced by the poetry of ...
- Wed, 14:56: The Avengers DVD and Blu-ray will be available on September 25, 2012. HOW CAN I WAIT THAT LONG. http://t.co/DMqMyDCd via @geeksofdoom
- Wed, 18:24: Grey Cat has already claimed the new patio table as his own resting spot.
- Wed, 18:42: RT @VaGentleNerd: Avengers-themed Cocktails in the Washington Post: http://t.co/4D3Kavww
- Wed, 18:49: How We Measure the Universe: http://t.co/rKhrGARi
- Wed, 21:06: RT @thinkprogress: What happens when men get treated like women http://t.co/cz4lNgPp
- Wed, 21:12: I'm prettier here in Virginia than I was in New Jersey/New York. I didn't change; the expectations of beauty around me did.
- Wed, 22:24: RT @thinkprogress: Weeks of PAID maternity leave: Chile (18), Germany (14), Ireland (22), Norway (44), Japan (14), Kenya (8), US (ZERO) ...
- Tue, 12:29: RT @fakedansavage: To Fifty Shaders: BDSM is cops and robbers for grownups with your pants off + orgasms. People do it for fun. It's not ...
- Tue, 16:59: RT @wolfluznicky: RT @EmmaK67: This is great. Read it with care @HendonMP and @JakeBerryMP http://t.co/PUfV1Usx. British but yeah, this ...
- Tue, 17:00: RT @pocahontasshole: Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: �200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Pricele ...
- Tue, 17:02: RT @TweetsofOld: One important difference between a man and a woman is that a man puts his clothes on him, while a woman put herself in ...
- Wed, 00:29: RT @thinkprogress: Members of new GOP women’s caucus voted against equality for women, including equal pay http://t.co/cfDtIAT0 #icymi
- Wed, 00:29: RT @HelenLOHara: I've just read an article pointing out that Tony Starks & Pepper Potts' portmanteau name would be Pepperony. TODAY ...
- Wed, 00:57: Pre-Avengers movies: Enjoyed the 1st Iron Man movie. The 2nd was OK, glad I saw it, but, didn't explain *why* we can't have lotsa Iron Men.
- Wed, 01:03: Finally hooked up my #Roku. It works amazingly well. I'm impressed.
- Wed, 10:42: http://t.co/Q6qXD0hK commercial - what's funny about a bald guy being the son of a barber? You don't have to have hair to cut it. </ul
- Mon, 14:05: RT @LaughingSquid: Video Featuring a Beautiful Partial Solar Eclipse Shadows http://t.co/wnoJja1b
- Mon, 15:36: ZEN HULK AT ONE WITH ANGER. SMASH!
- Mon, 16:10: RT @sciam: Anxiety May Hinder Your Sense of Danger http://t.co/W4xti8eB
- Mon, 21:44: If you think Scarlett Johannsson didn't do enough in The #Avengers, you didn't watch the same movie I did. Also, you're an idiot.
- Mon, 22:35: When My Skinny Friend Complains About Being Fat http://t.co/p6XGlUy2
- Sun, 19:36: RT @GalleyCat: Neil Gaiman reveals 3 secrets of a successful freelance career in an inspiring speech: http://t.co/AafJ4sLO
- Sun, 19:43: RT @_juliannemoore: Hear it straight from nurses: Obamacare is working. I trust nurses more than any politician on health care. http://t ...
- Sun, 19:47: RT @CindyD1000: Tumblr is awash with empathy for those Americans about to see Reichenbach for the 1st time tonight. Got your tissues rea ...
- Sun, 20:19: "Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?" Naked. *sunglasses* STARK naked. (YEEEAAHHH) #Avengers.
- Sun, 22:49: Too cloudy to see eclipse. Couldn't have seen it through my tears after the Fall anyway #SherlockPBS
- Sat, 15:46: Whoa. Did y'all know Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye) can sing? http://t.co/paB25AQJ
- Sat, 16:48: RT @TheDowagerSays: Self-deprecation is the most covert form of narcissism.
- Sat, 16:52: RT @wolfluznicky: "@comicsalliance: 'The Avengers' Loki Figure by Hot Toys is Some Kind of Sorcery http://t.co/eqeu67ee" @VaGentleNerd T ...
- Sat, 17:05: RT @howardtayler: It'll never trend, but the acronym YASOTA is a good way to say "Yet Another Showing Of The Avengers." Which is still a ...
- Sat, 17:12: RT @gwensharpnv: So Stand Your Ground doesn't apply when woman fires warning shots at abusive husband breaking protective order? http:// ...
- Sat, 17:57: This is a rather disturbing illusion. But cool. Try it.: http://t.co/PWM1m0ER via @youtube
- Sat, 22:33: Watching the pre-Avengers movies. The Incredible Hulk wasn't good. Ed Norton did fine with what he had, but there's no reason to watch this.
- Sat, 22:34: RT @TweetsofOld: Reckless familiarity with booze caused Robert Green to receive a thump across the anterior portion of his brain protect ...
- Fri, 21:34: Gray Cat keeps flinging himself down by the sofa and trying to reach what's under it. The only thing there is a bayonet. Unsettling... #fb
- Fri, 21:36: Okay. working all day and all night and all weekend is rotten. Can't concentrate anymore. So I'm off to see The Avengers again! #Avengers